Direct Partnership | 3 Spots Only

Complete Funnel in 10 Days (Not 6 Weeks)

The 28-Day Funnel Sprint for DTC brands stuck at $80k-$300k/month

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This isn't an agency retainer. It's a direct partnership where you'll receive complete funnels, creatives, and systematic testing from someone who personally builds everything and moves fast.

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What you get every 28 days:
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#1: Complete Advertorial Funnel ACQ Directors

Full funnel (advertorial → sales → order → OTO → thank you) built using 8-figure brand frameworks. Delivered in 10 days or less.

#2: 100 Scroll-Stopping Creatives ACQ Scaling Framework

25 per week. Multiple hooks and angles. Direct-response copy included. Ready to launch on Meta immediately.

#3: Systematic Split Tests Workshop

8+ variations tested every 4 weeks. Full tracking, performance reports, and we iterate until we beat your current funnel.

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How it works

Week 1: I build your complete funnel (advertorial → order → upsell/downsell → thank you). You get 25 creatives to start testing.

Week 2-4: I deliver 75 more creatives (25/week). We test variations. I track performance. We find winners and scale them.

You spend time with me directly. I tailor everything to your brand, audience, and offer.

It's hands-on work specific to your biggest growth constraint.

Plus: you get organized spreadsheets tracking every test we run.

Who this is for

Size: If you're under $80k/month this isn't a fit (yet).

If you're between $80k-$300k/month in revenue, I can help.

Industry: DTC brands running Meta ads. Supplements, Beauty, Fashion, Home goods, Pet products, Fitness, Health & wellness.

If you're one of these, chances are I can help.

Why this works

Agencies take 6 weeks for one landing page.

They charge $5k-$15k/month. You get cheap Upwork or Fiverr advertorials. Everything moves slow.

Freelancers are unreliable.

They disappear for weeks. Quality is inconsistent. No systems.

The 28-Day Funnel Sprint moves fast.

Complete funnel in 10 days. 100 creatives per month. Direct VIP access to me. Systematic testing.

I only work with 3 brands at once. That's how I keep quality high and move fast.

If you're ready to break through, book a call.

The Guarantee

Not satisfied with the quality in your first 28 days? Full refund. No questions asked.

You'll receive 1 complete funnel, 100 creatives, and 15+ split tests every 28 days - or that cycle is free.

I guarantee you'll never feel ghosted. I'm one of the most responsive partners you'll work with.

Only 3 spots available. Book a call to see if you're a fit.